Overheard at Kohl's

Wednesday night the wife realized that she hadn't packed anything green for St. Patrick's day. So like any normal family, we headed out to Kohl's at 10 PM to buy green clothes.

As I waited outside the fitting room, I overheard the following conversation:

Woman: I have no idea how any of these look, so I'm going to need your honest opinions.
Man: Great
W: How about this one? I don't usually wear cap sleeves because I think my arms look fat. Do my arms look fat?
M: Not fat...
W: But what?
M: You've got these weird bumps on them.
W: Why would you say that? (She walks away)
M (under his breath): F***

Later

W: How about this one?
M: You look like strawberry shortcake.
W: It's orange.
M (under his breath): F***