So what's the deal with shampoo and conditioner bottles? Seems to me, the most important word on those bottles is "shampoo," or, in the alternative, "conditioner." Well if it's most important why is it always the smallest? Every hair product bottle I've come across is labeled something like:
Pantene Pro V
Moisturizing and Straightening for Oily Hair
Hypo-allergenic/All Natural
Mango/Guava scented
Conditioner
The worst is when you're at a hotel or staying with a friend, so you're in a foreign shower. Now you're trying to curve your body away from the all-too-hot shower stream (since you're unfamiliar with the knob-temperature ratios), while still maintaining a safe distance between your body and those weird hairs on the wall, peering through the mist, squinting through the tears from having strange soap in your eyes, looking for the word "shampoo" in 4 point font.
Why are government leaders arguing about global warming and gas prices when we haven't addressed this yet? Especially since this can be solved so easily. HR Bill 250-2 - The shortest piece of legislation ever penned:
"From this day forward, all bottles containing shampoo must be blue in color and all bottles containing conditioner must be yellow in color. Pert Plus may remain green. Penalty for violation of this statute is death."
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