The other day I was getting ready for church and I noticed a streak of something on the bathroom floor. I pointed it out to my wife and she said it was "probably nothing." Later I noticed a pile of what looked like soft caulking on another area of the floor. So I stuck my finger in it, brought it to my nose, and gagged.
The thing is - the baby had his diaper on. There is no indication that he pulled the poo out of his diaper and rubbed it on the floor. There was no poo in his diaper at all. The only possible explanation is that it was my wife's poo, though she refutes that idea.
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