Sickness

Baby is sick today. He keeps coughing and sneezing. When he sneezes, his giant snot boogers just hang down from his nose until he rubs up against something or eats them. I try to keep an eye on him so that I can wipe his nose before he recycles the boogers. Well my last catch was amazing. It was like a buzzer beater in basketball. The snot booger was already in his mouth when I grabbed it out and saved the day.

Also, sometimes baby has poops that are one moderate sized hard chunk. It's possible that when he does that type of poop in a relatively freshly changed diaper, I may at times just pull the poop pellet out through the leg hole with my hand and flush it. It's so much easier than changing the whole thing.

Since I've got the liqui-poop today, I'm keeping a watchful eye on baby to make sure that he doesn't get it, and that if he does, I'm there to change it right away. In the meantime, baby will remain in his cage watching Disney Channel while I expel every ounce of water in my body through my bunghole.